chat log. still on hiatus.
me: once upon a time there was a caterpillar who wanted to become a butterfly
and one day he had strange spasms in his hands and they started to do things he couldn't control
the doctors couldn't help and his brain ended up stroking, but he survived
and he built a caccoon, because his hands made him, but he wasn't sure how cacoons worked, and no one would tell him
so he was really scared
the doctor said dont be scared, it will make you die, but he couldn't help it
he got so scared he blacked out (even though it was black in the caccoon there was a noticable difference in the blackness)
and then he saw in that black landscape the caterpillar faerie!
and she said "hey dude, what's the chill factor here, 1 to 10?"
-----------: hahah
me: and he said "oh it is like negative five caterpillar faerie"
I'm going to die, faerie, he said
and she said "shit, that sucks. want a smoke?"
and he said no thanks I don't smoke
so they sat and hung out for a few hours and really not much happened
they talked about disney movies and kind of made out but it was obvious the dying guy wasn't that into it
----------: lol ;p
me: so the faerie decided that she would turn him into a butterfly
but she fucked up the spell and he turned into a human
----------: :O
me: and then he accidentally stepped on everyone he used to care about
and on his doctor, who he did not care about so much
----------: heheh
me: but not on the faerie because she could fly
and then he quickly determined what it was to live as a human, and found a family to adopt him (he was only twelve years old)
but could not shake the habit of collecting butterflies, the kind that are pinned under glass
eventually he graduated schools and even college, and found a place of his own
and he stayed there, all lonely, not sure what life meant, and trying to remember what it was like having more than 2 legs
but he couldn't stand to remember, and he thought he was going crazy, so he started drinking a lot
----------: lol
me: and he met a girl and they'd been fucking for a while but she kind of annoyed him, and she was always lying, he could tell, but he never knew what the truth was or why she would lie
----------: aww
me: so he decided that he would break up with her, and then she decided that she would throw out all of his stupid rare species of butterflies because that is not the kind of thing a grown man in the insurance business should spend his time on, and also she was upset, and ended up needing an abortion
and then, tortured by the plight of his little butterfly buddies, thinking they haunted him from the grave, every night he dreamed of being drowned in thousands of butterflies of different kinds
----------: :-\
me: and then out of the horrifying mist of butterflies he saw the face of his child who was aborted, and then he woke up, and broke out of the caccoon, and he was a butterfly and free to fly and be happy, the end.
----------: that's beautiful, you should post it on your blog
me: haha ok
whyyyyy not
and one day he had strange spasms in his hands and they started to do things he couldn't control
the doctors couldn't help and his brain ended up stroking, but he survived
and he built a caccoon, because his hands made him, but he wasn't sure how cacoons worked, and no one would tell him
so he was really scared
the doctor said dont be scared, it will make you die, but he couldn't help it
he got so scared he blacked out (even though it was black in the caccoon there was a noticable difference in the blackness)
and then he saw in that black landscape the caterpillar faerie!
and she said "hey dude, what's the chill factor here, 1 to 10?"
-----------: hahah
me: and he said "oh it is like negative five caterpillar faerie"
I'm going to die, faerie, he said
and she said "shit, that sucks. want a smoke?"
and he said no thanks I don't smoke
so they sat and hung out for a few hours and really not much happened
they talked about disney movies and kind of made out but it was obvious the dying guy wasn't that into it
----------: lol ;p
me: so the faerie decided that she would turn him into a butterfly
but she fucked up the spell and he turned into a human
----------: :O
me: and then he accidentally stepped on everyone he used to care about
and on his doctor, who he did not care about so much
----------: heheh
me: but not on the faerie because she could fly
and then he quickly determined what it was to live as a human, and found a family to adopt him (he was only twelve years old)
but could not shake the habit of collecting butterflies, the kind that are pinned under glass
eventually he graduated schools and even college, and found a place of his own
and he stayed there, all lonely, not sure what life meant, and trying to remember what it was like having more than 2 legs
but he couldn't stand to remember, and he thought he was going crazy, so he started drinking a lot
----------: lol
me: and he met a girl and they'd been fucking for a while but she kind of annoyed him, and she was always lying, he could tell, but he never knew what the truth was or why she would lie
----------: aww
me: so he decided that he would break up with her, and then she decided that she would throw out all of his stupid rare species of butterflies because that is not the kind of thing a grown man in the insurance business should spend his time on, and also she was upset, and ended up needing an abortion
and then, tortured by the plight of his little butterfly buddies, thinking they haunted him from the grave, every night he dreamed of being drowned in thousands of butterflies of different kinds
----------: :-\
me: and then out of the horrifying mist of butterflies he saw the face of his child who was aborted, and then he woke up, and broke out of the caccoon, and he was a butterfly and free to fly and be happy, the end.
----------: that's beautiful, you should post it on your blog
me: haha ok
whyyyyy not
# posted by Max Roderick on Monday, July 13, 2009 
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